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Lisa Roach Buckley was charged with Domestic Battery in Pinellas county.
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Harvey Bufford was charged with Aggravated Battery With A Deadly Weapon in Hillsborough county.
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Satchel Johnstone was charged with Property Damage and Criminal Mischief in Palm Beach County
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Now there’s a woman who can suck good head! |
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“Don’t you know who I am? I'm Ben from ‘Growing Pains’.” |
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Sideshow
Bob decided now that summer's here, it was time to go blonde. He
now knows sticking his head in the town pool for that chlorine green
blonde may not have been the proper way to get a free dye job. |
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"I have raised a dum-dum, a mush head, a whatsit, a
dogboy, and something with a human face and fish body what we
done called Birthday. Theys good and all, but sometimes I's
just gotsta beat em. Hyuck" |
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"I can't wait to get my butt cheaks wrapped around a nice peice of cock!" |
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That is the worst job of dreads I’ve ever seen. Figures, white boy! |
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"Quick maw I's thinks I see us some viddles walking over there by that cement pond!"
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“Smack me in the face and call me Susan! Please!!!”
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Well,
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$5 says she lives in a trailer
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This is the after-math of a donkey-punch on a gay blow-job. Phatman |
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Really
bad hair day! Help Me |
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Anyone notice her middle name?
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Tell me that's not one crazy ass looking fuck.
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Dudes
hair is nappy because of his crack smoking trailer trash parents .
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Mildred Gersham was charged with Tresspassing after Warning in Hillsborough county.
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Jackie Brunsford was charged in Pinellas county with Dealing Stolen Property.
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A tear ran down Pocahontas’ face as she watched what the “white man” did to her land. Then she scalped him! |
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“Hey, if I lick it, it’s mine!” If you had a brother growing up, you would totally get this one! |
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"Just exactly when did it become illegal to go grocery shopping at the dump?" |
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"Just give me 2 more Roxy's and I'll tell you where I got the stolen umbrellas" |
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Even circus clowns get arrested. Mr frosty |
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"It must have been those pills I took".
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OMG she's a zombie Lady Malone |
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Jeannine Miller was charged with Delivery of Methamphetamine in Marion County |
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Shawn Hill was charged with Contempt of Court in Marion County |
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Bobby Gray's been charged with possession of marijuana in Sarasota County Florida |
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As
Jeannine slipped into her psychedelic trip, she wondered if the jail
cell was the best place to ride a white horse over rotating rainbows. “Screw it, there is no reason to waste a good trip…”. |
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♪♫ Jump Around! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump Around! ♪♫ |
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"What do you mean
she was a dude?" |
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Jeannine drove 453 miles through three states with 50lbs. of high grade chrystal
meth and was busted at a red light in Marion county because the
Bangles came on the radio. Jennine just couldn't resist "walking like an egyptian." |
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Shawn was well on his way to Somalia to become a pirate,
unfortunately, a pirate battle broke out when he was just hitting the
beach and Shawn took a cannon ball right to the afro. |
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Bobby thought he was a real cool dude untill he realized the body cavity search rumors weren't rumors at all..... The Bong Ripper |
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“Hey, picture man! I’m a little high, but shhhh… don’t tell the cops!” Butt Sniffer |
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Now that he's no longer making House Party movies shawn can no longer afford the hair products to keep his hair straight up.
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What what... in my butt?? |
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"When
I'm smoking meth I feel this surge of power...... kinda like what God
must feel when he's smoking meth." Cartoon Freak |
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"STARE OUT" Lady Malone |
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Bonnie
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Gordon Ripley has been charged with grand theft in Sarasota County
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George Marlow was charged with Assault Domestic Battery and Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer in Sarasota county.
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"Seriously I'm
Calista Flockhart's twin" |
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I'll never use that much
lighter fluid
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“What the hell is this?! Look at me!!! Does it look like ‘I’ was beating up someone? I’m a lover not a fighter!” |
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"Wow man this place is
great, you guys
mind if I take a couple more bong rips?" |
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"Ain't no such thing as
grand theft in
Florida's coal minin cuntry" |
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Look look, they ripped his top lip off. That's why you don't try to beat up cops. They play for keeps. |
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Looks like bonnie just took the most fullfilling dump of her life....San Diego Mike |
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Ladies and Gentlemen....It's the Soggy Bottom Boys.
"Iiiiiiiiii am a maaaaan of constant sorrow...." Phatman |
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"I was kicking that cops ass too. It was all good till I slipped on that bannana peel."
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Smells like warm apple pie......warm apple pie dipped in shat. The Bong Ripper |
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Gordon is just another tragic example of just how the world of male modeling can just chew you up and spit you out Dr. Spliffington |
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"How's my face look?"
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I went to school with that girl she only makes that face when she's relieving herself Violet |
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"Yeah well,Well you should see the other guy!"
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I bet Bonnie can tell us all just how many rips it does take to get through a quarter bag. The Bong Ripper |
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Dude looks worse than Rocky after the Russian beat him to a pulp.
Movie Man |
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Jack Moody was charged with Battery Domestic Assault in Sarasota county.
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Maria Badcock was charged with Aggravated Child Abuse, Physical or Mental Injury in Sarasota county.
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“I
bet if I tried real hard, I could run real fast at that camera and jump
right through the lens! Ready… Set… GO!” |
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When they told Maria that her child looked sweet enough to eat, her curiosity got the best of her. |
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"Don't make me bust through this cell or I'll kick your ass too." |
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Maria's
not such a bad mother. Maria is just terrified of swine flu, it only
seemed natural to lock her children in the car with the windows rolled
up for a couple hours while she went grocery shopping. |
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Give me back my Pabst Blue Ribbon NOW!!!
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"F#CK UP" Mother of the Year Winner!
Call Me Crazy |
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How
bad a mother do you have to be to lose custody of your children ... OJ
has custody of his children HOWARD STERN |
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Jeffrey Moran was charged with Battery
(Domestic), Criminal Mischief, Resisting Arrest with Violence, and
Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer in Pinellas county.
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Christine Benjamin was charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor in Hillsborough county |
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John Joseph was charged with Domestic Battery in Pasco county
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Jeff's
mug shot actually never developed right so Pinellas county decided to
use this photo from Jeff's challenge to try to eat the world's
hottest hotwings. A source has told us that Jeff said right after this
photo was taken. "Boy my face burns now, but the real heats gonna come
out in the morning. Somebody get me a box of them there baby wipes." |
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Sorry Christine, What happens at spring break does not stay at spring
break at FreakSmack are only obligations to that rule is Vegas, and
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"He hit me in the eye with a shoe, who throws a shoe? Honestly, he fought like a woman"
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Battered,
bruised, and busted, Jeff made the decision right then and there
to NEVER again piss off a group of midgets and then call them
“angry little elves.” |
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“Minor? He told me he was 18? That’s the last time I go trolling for dates on the elementary playground.” |
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Jesus,
like all the Jews of the first century, divided the Old Testament into
three "collections": the law, the prophets, and the getting your ass
whupped collection !
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my club got in the way of your face there Jeff.
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Can you get me her number? I've got something minor, she can contribute to.
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"Next time I tell a cop to Sqeel like a pig I'm going to point to the guy next to me and point and say He said it"
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