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Montgomery Daniels was charged in Palm Beach County  with Tresspassing.
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Christy Roberts was charged with Battery in Ada County
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Earl Davis was charged with being Lewd and Lascivious in Palm Beach County.
Montgomery never recovered from the boyhood teases of having a neck as long and as wide as his head. “When he stuck my dentures in the dogs mouth to make all of his drunk friends laugh, I knew then and there I had to kick his ass.” What the fu.. Lewd?!  You try hopping on one leg, with your pants around your ankles, and your penis rotating like a helicopter propeller, WHILE chugging a bottle of Ripple.  That’s not lewd, that’s talent!!!”
Ole Monty's had it rough, first his moms got knocked up by a giraffe then he get's busted for eating the leaves off tall trees. Despite repeated attempts by the booking officer Christy refussed to say cheese. "So I took a dookie in the urinal.
 What's the big deal?"
Hey kids it's Stretch Daniels a new supervillan who you can stretch and tie in knots but always returns to it's original shape.  Well not this one it's defective.                Cartoon Freak Hey can you guys get me her info?  I've been looking for a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin problem and a jealous old man in jail.    
Super Trash
"Lewd and Lascivious? What are you a McCain voter? OBAMA'S President now. Idon't have to take shit from you anymore. You know what Obama said........ Yes we can!"" Hey I voted for Obama.""OBAMA'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!"      TIMMAAYYY
Unusual Monty's in a t-shirt I always thought he was a turtle neck kind of guy.          Bosco
"All I did was ask her if she wanted to suck on my chocolate salty balls"
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Dewayne Van Jackson was charged with Public Intoxication, Dissorderly Conduct, and Resisting an Officer in Palm Beach County
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Arnold Smith has been charged with Interfering with a Peace Officer in Marion County.

“What’s a guy got to do to get butt-rapped in this joint?!?!” When he realized that he could not get the Monica Lewinsky wig off, Arnold knew this day was not going to end well.
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Arnold, that is a piss poor excuse for facial hair, it's never ever going to fill in. If you can't grow it right don't grow it at all. p.s. Are those extensions?
"I'm too damn pretty to be in jail."      Bobo "Sqeeze in so I can fit you in the picture."  Bobo
"You know you want me"         Mr frosty "Hey can I get a copy of this photo? My old lady's been wantin a framed picture of me to hang up in the double wide and I am wearing my three dollar shirt."     Cowboy Mike


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Samuel Jackson has been charged with not paying child support in Palm Beach County.
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John Anderson caught an Aggravated Domestic Battery charge in Pinellas county
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James Furgussen was charged withSexual Penetration by Foreign Object and 3counts of Sexual Abuse in Marion County
“Until I get a call from Maury Povich with the paternity Results, I ain’t payin’ shit!” After being told that his cell-mate was going to do to him what John did to his own girlfriend, he realized that shoving a broom-handle up her ass may have been a very painful mistake. As the picture was snapped, off in the distance he heard a banjo playing “Deliverance”, and wondered what the boys had in store for him in cell block 4.
Now that's facial hair,(arnold above should take note) but this man doesn't look like he could have a child under 30. Where's old dude getting that baby making booty? "Plllleeeeeaaaassseee don't put me in there, I've got smooth supple skin. I don't wanna be gang banged by the chaingang." I thought Star Wars was just a movie, I didn't know Jabba the Hutt was a real person who actually took Princess Leah and had his way with her. All kidding aside this needs to be said James Furgussen YOU ARE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!!  Hopefully he gets back 10 times what he put out.
This is kwanza's version of santa     Mizz Lizz This was John's first full body cavity search.     Roscoe Squeel boy squeel let he hear ya squeel.
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See what happens when you drop the "L" Samuel...           Gonad Hell "Firing squad....WHAT?"             Jules  Let me see them man panties    Firefighter
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE  MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE !"         Samuel L Jackson Boy you look like 10 pounds of shit shoved in a 5 pound bag.                Bone Smoker
"What do you think they call a dead beat dad in france?"         Jules Boy you sure do have a pretty mouth.     Super Trash
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Brian Schumman has been charged with Domestic Violence in Hamilton County Ohio 
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Lattrel Smith was charged in Sarasota county with Dealing in Stolen Property
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Wendy Moran was charged with Vandalism in Ada County
Brian wondered if his nickname “slippery Peter”  would take on a whole nothing meaning behind bars. “Before you snap the picture po-po man, do I have anything in my teeth?  Seriously, I ate corn on the cob earlier and that stuff is tricky to get out.”  This mugshot makes me look hot!”
"Yeah I beat her, damn straight, bitch bit me in the forehead" "I'm gonna run this mofo Grrr!" Wendy I am going to help you. First thing to try is a little thing called soap and water, scrub your face good. If that doesn't clear up the acne go to step 2. Step 2 take lighter fluid dump it all over your face, strike match, ignite. I think it will make a huge imporvement.  Bobo
I like the concept get fat as shit, lose your chin, andjust build a fake one with neck hair.
TIMMAAYYY
Stop pulling my nose hairs out....damn
 Texas Ranger
She looks like that and she's wearing makeup I get shivers just thinking of what she's like without it.     Dr Spliffington

"Don't let my grill scare you, I'm really a nice guy"    The Bong Ripper "I was just trying to make the world look like me, little red dots are beautiful"




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Sunrise Granger was charged with Drug Possession Maricopa county
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Christopher Bowman was charged with Public Intoxication in Hillsborough county.

“I don’t believe that snorting blow makes you age faster.  Look at me, I’m the hottest 28 year-old that you have ever seen!”  Danny Bonaduce sure looks rough in this picture.
"So your not gonna give me
 my hat back huh, fine".

"Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,--
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
"SUCK ON THAT PAL ".
I CAN'T RESIST
That boy's red on the head like a pecker on a dog!
Demon voice "Keep away the sow is mine........FUCK ME.........FUCK ME..........FUCK ME."
Movie Man
I thought this was one of the healthiest looking photos of Danny Bonaduce I'd seen in a long time.            Mizz Lizz
"Your mother sucks cocks in hell you  police slime."              Phatman That's not  Danny Bonaduce, thats Adam from Mythbusters!
 
Cartoon Freak
♪♫ You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey ♪♫
Dipspit Sundae

On this episode of Mythbusters Adam tests the myth  of dropping the soap in the jail shower

Dr Spliffington
Nasty!!!
SUNRISE
"I think the atomic wedgie was a bit excessive boys".     KERMIT
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Terrel Prior has been charged with Battery in Palm Beach county.
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Susan Wheeler was charged with Cocaine Possession in Pinellas county
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George Hardy was charged with Identity Theft in Marion County
Buckwheat’s illegitimate son “Butt-Wipe” "Take these handcuffs off me and I'm gonna go all Lorena Bobbit on your ass!" "My name is… Antonio Banderas!  Would you believe Cheech Marin???
When Terrel was a kid he loved troll dolls, he had a full size one, and a pencil eraser troll. He always said when he grew up he was going to be a troll doll.  I'm proud to say,
 Terrel you have arrived!
Susan can’t help but smirk.  Through the complete and in-depth cavity search, the police missed the two baggies of cocaine shoved up each nostril.  Who’s the bitch now?! George was well on his way to cashing a check made out to Catherine Zeta Jones untill his celll rang and  the bank manager heard the phrase"can you here me now". It's a shame they had already made out in the safety deposit box area.
"I had to kick his ass! He said he put roaches in my hair! I aint never gonna find those damn things ."             Fat Tony "YOUR ALL GONNA DIE FOR LOOKING AT THIS!"
Roscoe
Why are you guys making fun of that woman she looks perfecly normal?    Violet
Mom never would have said my hair looked like a rat's nest if she'd just seen this guy once.
Lady Malone
"Single white hoochie."
The Bong Ripper
"What do you mean I don't even look like Sarah Palin?"         Fat Tony
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