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Charges Montgomery Daniels was charged in Palm Beach County with Tresspassing. |
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Charges Christy Roberts was charged with Battery in Ada County |
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Charges Earl Davis was charged with being Lewd and Lascivious in Palm Beach County. |
| Montgomery never recovered from the boyhood teases of having a neck as long and as wide as his head. | “When he stuck my dentures in the dogs mouth to make all of his drunk friends laugh, I knew then and there I had to kick his ass.” | What the fu.. Lewd?! You try hopping on one leg, with your pants around your ankles, and your penis rotating like a helicopter propeller, WHILE chugging a bottle of Ripple. That’s not lewd, that’s talent!!!” | ||||
| Ole Monty's had it rough, first his moms got knocked up by a giraffe then he get's busted for eating the leaves off tall trees. | Despite repeated attempts by the booking officer Christy refussed to say cheese. | "So I took a dookie in the urinal. What's the big deal?" |
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| Hey kids it's Stretch Daniels a new supervillan who you can stretch and tie in knots but always returns to it's original shape. Well not this one it's defective. Cartoon Freak | Hey can you
guys get me her info? I've been looking for a butt ugly slut with
a bad drinkin problem and a jealous old man in jail. Super Trash |
"Lewd and Lascivious? What are you a McCain voter? OBAMA'S President now. Idon't have to take shit from you anymore. You know what Obama said........ Yes we can!"" Hey I voted for Obama.""OBAMA'S NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!" TIMMAAYYY | ||||
| Unusual Monty's in a t-shirt I always thought he was a turtle neck kind of guy. Bosco | "All I did was ask her if she wanted to suck on my chocolate salty balls" Cartoon Freak |
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Charges Dewayne Van Jackson was charged with Public Intoxication, Dissorderly Conduct, and Resisting an Officer in Palm Beach County |
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Charges Arnold Smith has been charged with Interfering with a Peace Officer in Marion County. |
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| “What’s a guy got to do to get butt-rapped in this joint?!?!” | When he realized that he could not get the Monica Lewinsky wig off, Arnold knew this day was not going to end well. | |||||
| "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" | Arnold, that is a piss poor excuse for facial hair, it's never ever going to fill in. If you can't grow it right don't grow it at all. p.s. Are those extensions? | |||||
| "I'm too damn pretty to be in jail." Bobo | "Sqeeze in so I can fit you in the picture." Bobo | |||||
| "You know you want me" Mr frosty | "Hey can I get a copy of this photo? My old lady's been wantin a framed picture of me to hang up in the double wide and I am wearing my three dollar shirt." Cowboy Mike | |||||
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Charges Samuel Jackson has been charged with not paying child support in Palm Beach County. |
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Charges John Anderson caught an Aggravated Domestic Battery charge in Pinellas county |
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Charges James Furgussen was charged withSexual Penetration by Foreign Object and 3counts of Sexual Abuse in Marion County |
| “Until I get a call from Maury Povich with the paternity Results, I ain’t payin’ shit!” | After being told that his cell-mate was going to do to him what John did to his own girlfriend, he realized that shoving a broom-handle up her ass may have been a very painful mistake. | As the picture was snapped, off in the distance he heard a banjo playing “Deliverance”, and wondered what the boys had in store for him in cell block 4. | ||||
| Now that's facial hair,(arnold above should take note) but this man doesn't look like he could have a child under 30. Where's old dude getting that baby making booty? | "Plllleeeeeaaaassseee don't put me in there, I've got smooth supple skin. I don't wanna be gang banged by the chaingang." | I thought Star Wars was just a movie, I didn't know Jabba the Hutt was a real person who actually took Princess Leah and had his way with her. All kidding aside this needs to be said James Furgussen YOU ARE A FAT PIECE OF SHIT!!! Hopefully he gets back 10 times what he put out. | ||||
| This is kwanza's version of santa Mizz Lizz | This was John's first full body cavity search. Roscoe | Squeel boy squeel let he hear ya squeel. Butt Sniffer |
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| See what happens when you drop the "L" Samuel... Gonad Hell | "Firing squad....WHAT?" Jules | Let me see them man panties Firefighter | ||||
| "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES ON THIS MONDAY TO FRIDAY PLANE !" Samuel L Jackson | Boy you look like 10 pounds of shit shoved in a 5 pound bag. Bone Smoker | |||||
| "What do you think they call a dead beat dad in france?" Jules | Boy you sure do have a pretty mouth. Super Trash | |||||
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Charges Brian Schumman has been charged with Domestic Violence in Hamilton County Ohio |
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Charges Lattrel Smith was charged in Sarasota county with Dealing in Stolen Property |
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Charges Wendy Moran was charged with Vandalism in Ada County |
| Brian wondered if his nickname “slippery Peter” would take on a whole nothing meaning behind bars. | “Before you snap the picture po-po man, do I have anything in my teeth? Seriously, I ate corn on the cob earlier and that stuff is tricky to get out.” | “This mugshot makes me look hot!” | ||||
| "Yeah I beat her, damn straight, bitch bit me in the forehead" | "I'm gonna run this mofo Grrr!" | Wendy I am going to help you. First thing to try is a little thing called soap and water, scrub your face good. If that doesn't clear up the acne go to step 2. Step 2 take lighter fluid dump it all over your face, strike match, ignite. I think it will make a huge imporvement. Bobo | ||||
| I like the concept get fat as shit, lose your chin, andjust build a fake one with neck hair. TIMMAAYYY |
Stop pulling my nose hairs out....damn Texas Ranger |
She looks like that and she's wearing makeup I get shivers just thinking of what she's like without it. Dr Spliffington | ||||
| "Don't let my grill scare you, I'm really a nice guy" The Bong Ripper | "I was just trying to make the world look like me, little red dots are beautiful" | |||||
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Charges Sunrise Granger was charged with Drug Possession Maricopa county |
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Charges Christopher Bowman was charged with Public Intoxication in Hillsborough county. |
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| “I don’t believe that snorting blow makes you age faster. Look at me, I’m the hottest 28 year-old that you have ever seen!” | Danny Bonaduce sure looks rough in this picture. | |||||
| "So your not gonna give me my hat back huh, fine". "Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, Lizard's leg, and howlet's wing,-- For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth boil and bubble." "SUCK ON THAT PAL ". |
I CAN'T RESIST That boy's red on the head like a pecker on a dog! |
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| Demon voice "Keep away the sow is mine........FUCK ME.........FUCK ME..........FUCK ME." Movie Man |
I thought this was one of the healthiest looking photos of Danny Bonaduce I'd seen in a long time. Mizz Lizz | |||||
| "Your mother sucks cocks in hell you police slime." Phatman | That's not Danny Bonaduce, thats Adam from Mythbusters! Cartoon Freak |
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| ♪♫ You are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey ♪♫ Dipspit Sundae |
On this episode of Mythbusters Adam tests the myth of dropping the soap in the jail shower |
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"I think the atomic wedgie was a bit excessive boys". KERMIT | |||||
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Charges Terrel Prior has been charged with Battery in Palm Beach county. |
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Charges Susan Wheeler was charged with Cocaine Possession in Pinellas county |
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Charges George Hardy was charged with Identity Theft in Marion County |
| Buckwheat’s illegitimate son “Butt-Wipe” | "Take these handcuffs off me and I'm gonna go all Lorena Bobbit on your ass!" | "My name is… Antonio Banderas! Would you believe Cheech Marin??? | ||||
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Terrel was a kid he loved troll dolls, he had a full size one, and a
pencil eraser troll. He always said when he grew up he was going to be
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Susan can’t help but smirk. Through the complete and in-depth cavity search, the police missed the two baggies of cocaine shoved up each nostril. Who’s the bitch now?! | George was well on his way to cashing a check made out to Catherine Zeta Jones untill his celll rang and the bank manager heard the phrase"can you here me now". It's a shame they had already made out in the safety deposit box area. | ||||
| "I had to kick his ass! He said he put roaches in my hair! I aint never gonna find those damn things ." Fat Tony | "YOUR
ALL GONNA DIE FOR LOOKING AT THIS!" Roscoe |
Why are you guys making fun of that woman she looks perfecly normal? Violet | ||||
| Mom never would have said my hair looked like a rat's nest if she'd just seen this guy once. Lady Malone |
"Single white hoochie." The Bong Ripper |
"What do you mean I don't even look like Sarah Palin?" Fat Tony | ||||
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