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Larry Franklin was charged with Tresspassing in Pinellas county
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Edward Bradley was charged with Failure to Appear in Palm Beach county
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Ferdinand Lupo was charged with Open Container in Pinellas county
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Larry knew the routine... On his knees, mouth open, don’t use his teeth. He was not going to make the same mistake as last time when he was late in assuming the position and had to take it in the ass. |
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Ed didn’t think that the police officer was serious when she cited him for looking pimp on the Boardwalk. Of course, she cited him for BEING a pimp on the Boardwalk, but Ed knew the pip-walk attracts the ladies….. |
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Ferdinand was not surprised when he was arrested for having an open container. He
has spent most of his life in a state of drunkenness, ever since his
friend nicknamed him, “Ferd the turd!” |
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The last thing Larry heard before this picture was snapped. "Officer Kowalski load two gerbils into the Anal Raider 3000". |
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Hey Ed, you got a boogie hanging out |
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Ferd tried to get out of the charge by dumping the 40oz of Olde
English on his head. When the cops asked him what he was doing he
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"OMG...That's what goes in the chili."
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Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
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“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
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Next time I'm gonna shoot at the one that winks and not the one that stinks.
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"I can't drink beer! I can't do drugs! What's wrong with the world today?
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"I got me one of em Faux hawks like the kids wear"
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"I heard somewhere bathing in urine is good for the skin".
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Jayden Cross was charged with Battery in Sarasota county
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Kenya Tafara Thompkins was charged with Possession of Cannabis less tham 20 grams, and Possession of Drug Paraphenalia in Hillsborough county
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Jayden is just misunderstood. When she went to J-Lo’s Hair and Nail Salon, she asked for a hair style that was “hot”. The Puerto Rican bitch stylist deserved the beat-down. |
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Kenya made no apologies for dealing pot. Sure
its caused her to lose her hair only on the right side of her head, and
put her in a constant state of being dazed and confused, but damn the
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My motto has always been, When someone's hair is brighter than the sun...Don't fuck with them. |
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Kenya
is here for one reason and one reason only. When scrolling through
pictures I thought she was a dude. Sorry Kenya, I think if you shave
your upper lip people won't make the same mistake in the future. |
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Her hair is not dyed it's blood soaked!
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This is the love child of Bozo the clown and Morticia Adams.
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Robert Mankins was charged with DUI in Marion county
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Geraldo Ibanez was charged with DUI with Property Damage in Hillsborough county.
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Jen Shaw was charged with VOP Burglary and VOP Grand Theft in Pinellas county
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Robert only drives when he is drunk. He says it calms his nerves…. He says it steadies his hands… I say he is a douche bag!!!! |
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Geraldo wondered why he just couldn’t have normal friends. You know, the ones that would wake you up and put you in a cab to guarantee that you make it home safely. But not his friends. They cover him with make-up, prop him up in his car, and wished him good luck. Right now Geraldo REALLY hates those guys. |
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Damn! Is she really tan except around her eyes, or did she color herself darker??? |
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"I'm not drunk, I'm just really high ". |
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You
think his buddies did this to him? At first I though Geraldo just liked
to call himself Geraldine, but then I remembered Surveygirl46 told me
those blue patches above the eyelids are caused by aggressive
Tea-bagging, or as the kids like to call it XTREME TEA. I bet he does
hate those buddies now. |
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Jen hated the idea of being a cat burglar, so she decided to be a raccoon burguar . |
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GOT MILK?
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Jamal
Winger was charged with Driving While License Revoked (Habitual),
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Cheri Holder was charged with Possession of a Controlled Substance and Providing False Identification to a Law Enforcement Officer in Ada county.
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Curtis White was charged with Aggravated Assault (Domestic) in Pinellas county
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Jamal got a last minute ticket to the Falcon’s football game and had to go, license or no license. I mean, you just don’t miss Michael Vick’s first game back. Besides,
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Cheri was feeling really bad about being arrested. Not only did they take away her “sweet candy”, they also took her dentures. Now she has to become someone’s bitch just so they will chew her food up and spit it in her mouth. |
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“Back in my day it was completely acceptable to beat the help. Hell, I was the help and got beat all the time. Now, I should be able to whack your white ass with my cane. Reparations !!! I demand reparations!!!” |
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Jamal AKA "Blue Lips Magillicutty"
was quoted as saying "Driving around smoking a J and beating your bitch
is just what we playas do. Don't hate the playa hate the game." |
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"Who knew Fixodent was a controlled substance?" |
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"It wasn't me... I mean... I wasn't thinking right. It's the performance enhancing drugs. The Viagra goes straight to my head" |
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This is what we do to Falcon's fans in Tamper
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"Hew when your all hopped up on drugs it's hard to pick the right license to show the officer... I got it right the second time".
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"C'mon...just give me my teeth back. I won't bite anymore".
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LOL... Blue Lips Magillicutty
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"My crack whore profits have sky rocketed since my pimp knocked my teeth out"
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"I'm going to look all pouty until you give me a hit of meth"
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Believe it or not Cheri was once "The Guess Jeans Girl"
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Haley Frisch was charged with Larceny in Lee county
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George Huff was charged with Open Container in Hillsborough county
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Haley
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“accidently” walk out of a store with a scarf. However, Haley stole hers from the Dollar Store… |
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George thought that this was some kind of joke. When the Bucs announced the replacement of Jon Gruden as their head coach, everybody was celebrating! Drinking beer at “1 Buc Plaza” seemed only appropriate. George figured that the cops were Eagles fans…. |
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"Earthling... take me to your leader " |
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Don't
pinch yourself. You are not dreaming. Yes I have found the elusive
white afro, I know you thought it was mythical, and I had my doubts,
but you are witnessing one of the most historically significant
findings in FreakSmack history. Take it in...Take it in |
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This is all caused by the government allowing E.T. to start banging earth chicks.
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EAGLES SUCK!!!
Remember how the Vet was closed and how the new Vet was opened?
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I bet you'd find some used condoms inside of her
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They weren't Eagles fans. If they were they would have had a beer with him before arresting him.
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@THENEWGUY....EWWW
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It is real. I thought it was only in my dreams.
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Jimmy J J Walker sure has fallen from grace. I'm guessing this isn't what he calls "Good Times"
DYN-O-MITE!!!
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The Person in this mug shot has been charged with Possession of Narcotic Equipment in Sarasota county
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Duncan Judge was charged with Tresspassing After Warning in Pinellas county
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Carla Smith was charged with Failure to Rediliver a Hired Vehicle in Pinellas county
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"Oh no you didn't...You better talk to the wrist cause the hands too busy" |
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Duncan has always showered in the fountain in front of the county court house...always has ...always will |
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Psst! Hey Carla….. your weave is showing! You need to get to Sholando’s Hair and Nail Shop as soon as possible. |
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“I make blue hair look good. Suck on this Dennis Rodman!” |
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"I could break out, of course, but what a waste of time, and frankly I can think of a whole host of things I'd rather be doing." |
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You tell me, is this marcus' twin sister?
I thought she was him when I saw the mug shot. Here's Marcus |
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Is this a man or a woman?
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“Quick! Show me your angry God face! Good! Good….”
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Mike Tyson looks even scarier as a woman...
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We aren't telling you. You will find out when the time is right.
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"I DAMN THEE!!!"
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I think they are twins for sure, and I think they had one ugly mother.
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Man or Woman those sure are some DSL's
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Duncan's hair always grows uncontrollably when he's pissed.
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Twins!
Phatman
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Jesus is BACK and he's PISSED....(turns out the "dying for our sins" was just media hype)
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That's gotta be a guy!
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John Kinder was charged with First Degree Murder in Ada county
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Lesley Freemont was charged with Fraud- Impersonate- False ID Given to Law Enforcement Officer, and VOP in Palm Beach County
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Margaret James was charged with Petit Theft in Pinellas county.
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Karoke has always been a way for John to relax. However, when the heckler yelled out, “You’re noClay Aiken”, John had no other choice but to kill him. No one makes fun of his idol!
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When her college boyfriend told her that she looked like Jennifer Love-Hewett, someone should have let Lesley know that he only said that to get laid freaky style. |
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"I was just trying to get a front tooth out of that dead guy's mouth. I don't know what all the fuss is about. He wasn't using it anymore". |
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I thought this was Clay Aiken! |
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The
fake Id Lesley gave to the officer said she was a 20 year old African
American woman. She would have gotten away if it hadn't said Woman. |
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Margaret sure loves showing off that beautiful smile! |
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This dude looks like he's got a tear of joy thinking of all he's going to have put into him during his jail stay.
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Lookout she's going to spit!!!
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Margaret
was not trying to break the law, but missing a front tooth was really
taking a toll on attracting the “High Dollar Johns”.
Besides, how did she know that a man by the name of Harold Toothfairy
was not the “actual” tooth-fairy.
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It's rumored that John was singing "It's raining men" as the dragged him in the jail.
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"I'm calling 1800 ASK GARY to get what I deserve"
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Is that a dye-job or is his hair just blood stained ?
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