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Vincent Lagone was charged in Pasco county with DUI
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Hans Reddick was charged with Obstructing an Officer With Out Violence
and Driving While Liscense Suspended Or Revoked in Sarasota county.
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Mary Bruns was charged with Neglect of a Child in Hillsborough county.
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As the Pabst Blue Ribbon buzz wore off, Vinny quickly realized he was wearing the six-pack can holder as a cock ring! His day was not going to end well.... |
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Hans learned a valuable lesson today. Sometimes when a cop yells ‘stop or I’m gonna beat your face in’, he really means it!” |
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Elizabeth found herself in a very sad state. The police arrested her before she could complete the human-to-lizard transformation. |
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Vincent
didn't know how or why he ended his night in jail, but he did know (at
the age of 75) his days of crashing Toga Parties were over.
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Hans
is now 1/8 of the way done with his plan to become a mummy. Only 7 more
accidents to go buddy. Them you can have your new laser eyes
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"I
am not a bad mother. I've spent hours in tatoo shops having my face and
neck done, Smoked a pound of Meth, and shot several loads of Black Tar
Heroin in my arms, but I would never neglect my child !" |
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"Pull your pants down and bend over. This may hurt a little."
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Hans
got a crotch rocket. His first trip he realized it really was a mistake
and he didn't know what he was doing. So he did the only logical thing
and decided to stop using his face.
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Even tough bitches with tatoos cry.
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Unfortunately
for Vincent the booking officer had never seen a three inch hemoroid,
which he easily confused as contraband , and he pulled and he pulled
and he pulled.
White Trash Smacker
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"May I please have an asprin?"
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All that time in the tat chair no problem. One little cavity search and all of the sudden the pain is too much to bear
Redneck |
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"I was Laun Chaney's lover."
KNOXVILLE
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"I always wondered what a chease grater felt like on the side of a face.... I now know."
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Her neck tatoo says "Will sell children for heroin." Yet she seems suprised to have been arrested.
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Pabst Blue Ribbon will do that to you, that's why I stick with Milwaukee's best.
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Lisa Sullivan was charged with Obtaining Property With a Worthless Check in Hillsborough county
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William Hartois has been charged with Introduction of Contraband Into a Detention Facillity in Sarasota county.
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William couldn’t help but smirk. Sure, they figured out that he smuggled in the pot and bong. What they didn’t know was how….. |
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“Cops like power and control. It makes up for their premature ejaculation issues.” |
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"Was it as good for you as it was for me?" "God I need a cigarette". |
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That sure is a nice gun, check mine out.
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"Butt plugs should NOT be considered contraband"
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"I consider my anal beads a part of me."
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I say if a man shoves it up his ass he gets to keep it.
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Darlene Crabs was charged with Criminal Use of a Personal I.D.
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Shane Dilihut was charged with a DUI With a Minor in the Vehicle in Sarasota county
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Belinda Albright was charged with Petit Theft in Pasco county.
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“Come on, it was a joke! Everyone knows that there is not an 8th dwarf named “Slutty”!! Besides he looked older than 13….” |
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Try
as she might, her “come take me now” look was
overshadowed by the vomit reflex you feel when you first look at her
face. |
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I say let her go . Her name is Darlene Crabs. If your name was Darlene Crabs would you ever use your real I.D.? |
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Bat Boy arrested in Sarasota county and Freaksmack get's the story before the National Enquirer. |
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"Oh come on you know you want me bad" |
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"Chicka-Chicka
yeah, fake id, fake id, OUT TONIGHT." "Yeah, I'll... sure I'll buy the
booze! Yeah man, we're gonna get our drinks on and we're gonna crunk
and rock out, dude!"
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Was his nose like that before the air-bag went off???
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
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All
right, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number 1.
Number 2: it doesn't even have a first name, it just says "McLovin"!
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On
February 27, 2001, he allegedly attacked a fifth-grader in an Orlando,
Florida park. The girl was nearly ripped to shreds. The next day, he
endorsed presidential candidate Al Gore
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One of you sure loves Bat Boy, I make 1 little quote.
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"Do you want me to seduce you?"
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"I am McLovin!"
No you're not. No one's McLovin. McLovin's never existed because that's
a made up dumb FUCKING FAIRY TALE NAME, YOU FUCK!
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On August 14, 2003, he announced he was running in the California Gubernatorial election.
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Belinda is 27 years old. This is what 3 packs of cigarettes does to your skin kids.
DON'T SMOKE
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In October 2008, Bat Boy endorsed John McCain but switched to Obama soon after.
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Shawn Mahan was charged with Driving While Liscense Suspended or Revoked in Pasco county
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Jacinto Valezuelo was charged with Felony
Domestic Battery by Strangulation and Resisting an Officer With Out
Violence in Palm Beach county
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Cindy Lask was charged with Dealing in Stolen Property in Pinellas county
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“Dude, I don’t know what happened. I was so high… I mean drunk... I mean tired, so I just fell asleep behind the wheel.” |
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After an unsuccessful argument of who had the better hair braids, Jacinto knew he had to beat the bitch down. It’s all about respect. |
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When
Danny realized that the “shaved sides-mullet back”
hairstyle was not coming back into style, he broke into the Hair Club
for Men corporate office and stole a bunch of Rogaine. Unfortunately, no one told Danny that Rogaine did not stand for fake hair that would grow back where he rubs the oil. Danny was never accused of being a mental giant. |
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"Hey man, I wasn't driving, I was passed out. The car was on it's own you should arrest it, not me." |
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"I TOLD THAT BITCH 5 BRIADS ON THE RIGHT 4 ON THE LEFT....DOES THAT LOOK LIKE 4 TO YOU?" |
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That's not a danny it's a Cindy, and Cindy loves the femullet. |
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"Ugh Umm I would like to use my street shout out" Movie Man |
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"I'm gonna cut the vato huh esse. Dude runs off with my old lady, legally I'm allowed to cut them."
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She's got an adams apple.
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Chicks like this make me glad I'm not a lesbian!
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Hector Florido was arrested for Failure to Appear on an Open Container charge in Palm Beach county
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Shawn McGreenie was charged with Possession of Marijuana in Flagler county.
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“I got that damn Michael Jackson’s Disease!” |
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Try as he might, Shawn still could not figure out why everyone is looking at him and laughing. He wondered if passing out first at the “4-20” party was such a good idea…. |
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"You think my face looks bad? My penis looks like a friggin candy cane."
"And NO, the ladies do not think it looks like it should be licked". |
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"I
want to dedicate this picture to the ASSHOLES who knew I was messed up
enough to draw all over me. Then when I wanted to leave said to
themselves "Yeah Shawn's cool to drive." |
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"My skin color really takes away from the fact that I'm bald.... So I've got that going for me"
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Awww! A pretty kitty cat! Meow! Meow!
Help Me
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This guys got a serious skin disease. You should not be making fun of him
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How did Shawn get out of wherever he was without a penis on his face? That's a party standard.
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"Open Container" If I looked like that I'd be drinking heavily too.
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"Don't let that fat pig lick me...Unless it's below the waiste. I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut."
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Michael Hardy was charged with Failure to Appear in Ada county
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John Farmoir was charged with Open Container in Hillsborough county
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Sean Flannagan was charged with DUI in Hillsborough county
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“You may take my car. You may take my freedom. You may even take my life! But I’ll be damned if you think you can make me brush my teeth!!!” |
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He knew this day would come! Sure his nose was bloody, his teeth yellow, and his body stench from not showering for 7 days made the officer want to vomit. But at this time… in this moment…. He was famous! |
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Sean
yearned for the day when he could strap a six-shooter to his leg, chug
straight whiskey in Ms. Kitty’s bar, and hop on his horse and
ride away. Wyatt Earp never got pulled over for being drunk on a horse. I should’ve been a cowboy…… |
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"Yeah let me get an 8x10 and two wallet size" |
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Heeere's Johnny! |
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This is probably the greatest shirt in the world this shirt basically say's
"I'M FUCKIN PARTYING OVER HERE". |
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Wow
if this guy had the internet he would see all the way's people have to
"Whiten Your Teeth For Free" see how this lady did it.
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That's right John, keep your head up
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He looks like he's landed on his head a few times.
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Sean got all drunk because he was sad some one stole his lucky charms.
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That's one helluva mustache
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