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Smantha Crowell's mug shot show's a common mistake many young women make. She was charged with Contempt of Court in Hillsborough county
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Azabuke Smith was charged with Possession of Cocaine and Evidence-Destroying-Tamper With Or Fabricate Physical in Palm Beach county.
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John Yorkshire was charged with Possession of Cannabis (Less then 20 Grams) in Sarasota county
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Samantha did not have time to listen to what the judge was saying. Her
peculiar birthmark on her neck has led her to seek out the one called
“Roland” in order to join his cult and quest for
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“You would be high on the blow too if you had a head full of snakes. Look at me! I have Medusa’s hair-style!!!” |
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“Oh, I’m being arrested for having pot in my truck. I thought it was for the cow rapping.” |
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Roland???
Seriously how dumb can you be? Roland is going to knock you up
and then leave your ass. Your going to have a real hard time finding
another Roland. You would have been way better off just having it say
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Dude
you should just shoot the person that let you walk out of the house,
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"OH I'm soo dumb I think I'll get your name tatooed on my neck...We'll be together forever!".
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He looks like one of those dogs with matted hair on Animal Cops.
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Possession of Cannabis... So easy a Cave Man could do it.
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I bet Daddy's real proud.
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"Yes I had the coke, but Iwas using it as a hair treatment".
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"MMMHHHMMM... I like me some french fried taters mmmhhhmmm"
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Jan Brady would do ANYTHING to get some attention away from Marcia
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Is that hair or tree roots?
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Alfred Mansfield was charged with Driving While License Suspended in Sarasota county
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Steven Shaw was charged with Narcotic Equipment Possess and or Use in Palm Beach county
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Al was fine with his sentencing. He was okay with his cell-mate. He was even excited about the jail food. But when the 400 pound lesbian with sausage-like fingers walked in to do the periodic body cavity search, Al flinched. |
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Most people begin to go bald on the top of their head first…. Poor Steven….. |
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The cops told Alfred his moustache was pink. It took the poor guy 20 minutes to figure out it was a joke. |
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Watch the first minute of this. Watch it all if you want but the first minute is all Steven |
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"Yeeeeeeeooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!"
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"I didn't stick that needle in my arm. Some guys did... I think they were ASSIIAAN".
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"Hey didn't you read the sign that said "EXIT ONLY"?
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I hope the barber paid you for that hair cut.
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Philo Kerbatsos was charged with having Innoperative Wrecked Worthless Vehicles in Pasco county.
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William Posey was charged with Urination in a Non Public Place in Sarasota county
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Clare Ford was charged with Tresspassing After Warning in Pinellas county
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They said that it was a worthless piece of shit car in blocks in my front yard. I say it was a bird house. Apparently, they do not know what a birdhouse looks like.” |
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Harold
had been making a living on fettish websites by lying on his back and
arching his urine stream so that it lands in his mouth. It wasn’t until he decided to take the show on the road, that he ran into trouble with the law. When the officer put the mask on him, Harold could not help but protest that all he really needed was a breath mint. |
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Let this be a lesson to all of those teenage sun worshipers out there. USE sunblock with at least an SPF of 50. It’s hard to believe that she is only 39. Just consider this another tip from your uncle Larry. |
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"I told them, this is a vintage 1991 Pontiac Firebird ,sure to be a classic one day. Some people have no taste in cars". |
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Perhaps
I'm wrong here, but aren't you supposed to piss in NON PUBLIC PLACES?
What did this guy do? Go in one of the doors at the mall that say mall
personnel only, whip it out and go right there? |
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"Sunblock's for pussy's Larry" |
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Looks like the shower this guys really needs is not of the Golden kind...
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I think this is what happened to Clare's face
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"Dogs pee outside. Why can't I?"
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Would someone whipe the poo of her face already!
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Gaiushi Drummonds was charged with Driving Under the Influence in Hillsborough county.
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Lisa Brinkman was charged with Grand Theft Auto in Sarasota county
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Baroudi Farels was charged with Driving Under the Influence in Hillsborough county
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Under the influence of what???...DEATH! |
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"Grrrr... I'm going to bite you if, you don't release me now!!!" |
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“I was going for Michael Jackson meets the insane asylum! How do I look???!!!” |
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Most
people think Gaiushi is an old white man...Eye think he's clearly
half Japanese. Yeah, I know that was wrong, but Eye couldn't help
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This girls mug shot was taken for for Grand Theft Auto...Now that she gave such a great pose for it I would charge her with Grand Theft Ugly too! |
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I
think that this is a case of having such a bad mug shot that it's just
best not to try to fight the charges in court. You may want to
thak God for they didn't send you to Guantanamo Bay for looking like
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Gaiushi felt like he had gotten taken advantage of in this situation. If
the clerk at the Kwicki Mart would have let him buy all three cases of
Pabst Blue Ribbon last night, he wouldn’t of had to drive drunk
to get a refill.
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I can’t tell if she is smiling, growling, or really constipated.
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I'm here to cooperate with you a hundred percent. A hundred percent. I'll be just right down the line with ya'. You watch.
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I know I sure wouldn't want to stick anything of mine in that mouth of hers.
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Who's the head bull-goose loony around here?
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Fat chicks do give good head. I just don't know if it would be worth taking the chance with her.
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"I'm sober, I;m completely fucked in the head, but sober"
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Kim Hart was charged with Prostitution in Orange county
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74 year old Harold was arrested for Soliciting Prostitution in Pinellas county
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“Give me a break! If a 74 year old man is willing to give me $10 for a reach-around, it’s not prostitution. I look at it as doing my part in helping our senior citizens enjoy their golden years.” |
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Harold is 74 years old. If he wants to drop a 10-spot for a reach-around, let the old man have his thrill. |
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Tell
me this isn't some old school porn actress. I'm not that old school,
but I was 12 once and sometimes 70's porn is all a guy can get his
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"Hey, I wasn't paying for sex. I was paying her to leave after." |
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Bom Chicka wow wow
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"I've had a woody for 6 hours, viagra's a bitch?
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mmm...70's bush
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Sweet hawian shirt, dude! Looks perfect for picking up hookers.
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Matthew Swift was charged with False Verification of Ownership in Pinellas county
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Sarah Johannson was charged with Loitering and Prowling, and Possession of Drug Parephenalia in Pinellas county
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Dana Burkhalter was charged with Open Container in Lee county.
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Matthew needed to pick another profession. He wanted to go into the family business of identification fraud and misrepresentation of ownership. However, a very unfortunate birthmark made it difficult for Mathew to “pretend” to be someone else. |
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Sarah tried to get out of the hole that she called her life. Unfortunately,
the “Proactive” medicine that Jessica Simpson sells on
infomercial to clear up facial blemishes and reduce puffy eyes was
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Dana was just drinking his PBR, dancing and enjoying a Jimmy Buffet song in the park. Unfortunately, it wasn’t a park, but rather the back yard of one of his neighbors. And his dancing was actually stumbling around naked in their kiddie-pool. |
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Nice hair douche! Oh, and why do you have a bra strap sticking out of your wife beater? |
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Sarah
tried to confince the cops her meth pipe was just a tool used to
counsel school children about the dangers of meth, but for some reason
they didn't buy that story. |
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Hey
Pabst Blue Ribbon, yeah I'm talking to you. I've given you several
plugs now and am waiting for you to contact me for sponsorship. |
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hahahah nice hair cut there
make me laugh blog |
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Wow, she should be on faces of meth,
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Mmm...I sure do love the taste of a cold refreshing PBR FreakSmack.
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Uhm...yeah... Matthew most people aren't going to believe you got a real receipt when it's written in red crayon.
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She may not be so bad looking if you got rid of all the sores and the bruises.
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PBR's for bums and rednecks!
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This guy thinks he's cool. You know what happens to "cool" guy's in the pokey Matt???
There's a reason it's called the pokey, precious.
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I don't know about you, but a cold PBR sure sounds good right now.
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Dr Spliffington ASSHOLIO Lol I'm with you fellas
ASS What do you think we are?
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